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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 11/30/2016 at 07:49 • Filed to: Getting snipped

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the drugs are kicking in. Everything is beautiful and my limbs are heavy.

extraspecialbitter > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 07:53

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Unrelated question: How much do you think a set of kidneys go for on the black market?

CalzoneGolem > extraspecialbitter 11/30/2016 at 08:01

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5k ea

http://www.havocscope.com/black-market-prices/organs-kidneys/

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 08:03

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You’re having what done?

CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/30/2016 at 08:04

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Vasectomy.

extraspecialbitter > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 08:11

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That’s it?!?? Hey CG, you mind taking a trip with me to Singapore?

CalzoneGolem > extraspecialbitter 11/30/2016 at 08:13

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I don’t have my passport yet. Give me a couple weeks.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 08:13

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Nighty night!

Matsayz > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 08:34

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Haven’t looked into it just yet but I need to. The wife and I are not going to have kids and we’re both into our early 30's now and don’t want an oops. I thought I heard something about doctors wanting you to be a certain age or something before doing this? I need to do some research

TheRealBicycleBuck > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 08:37

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CalzoneGolem right now:

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 08:52

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One of the leading urologists here in Austin, famous for his vasectomies, is named Dr. Richard Chopp. No, really.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 09:14

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Good luck. It’s not so bad. Buy two bags of frozen peas so you can rotate them in and out of the freezer.

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 09:26

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Good luck!

S65 > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 09:32

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how vivid are your hallucinations 

Clown Shoe Pilot > ttyymmnn 11/30/2016 at 09:43

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I had a surgeon named Dr. Carver once.

Scary__goongala! > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 09:52

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have you vomited at all?

is mother’s spaghetti ready?

Cash Rewards > Matsayz 11/30/2016 at 09:57

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Mid thirties and have our two kids and zero interest in any additional. I might just call my insurance today to get this ball rolling.

ttyymmnn > Clown Shoe Pilot 11/30/2016 at 10:00

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Now that’s funny.

CalzoneGolem > Scary__goongala! 11/30/2016 at 10:03

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The words are coming out all wrong.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Cash Rewards 11/30/2016 at 10:12

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You might find out it is completely free. Vasectomy costs much less than an additional kid.

CalzoneGolem > S65 11/30/2016 at 11:17

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The zebra won’t tell me.

CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher 11/30/2016 at 11:20

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That was most unpleasant.

CalzoneGolem > The Lurktastic Opponaught 11/30/2016 at 11:21

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Everyone says peas. Why not carrots.

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 11/30/2016 at 11:22

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There is a Dr. Ball that’s a urologist.

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 11:23

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I have no doubt. I’m glad they knocked me out for mine.

CalzoneGolem > TheRealBicycleBuck 11/30/2016 at 11:23

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Me 24/7

CalzoneGolem > Matsayz 11/30/2016 at 11:24

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I’ve had more unpleasant dental appointments.

CalzoneGolem > Cash Rewards 11/30/2016 at 11:26

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It wasn’t pleasant but nbd.

CalzoneGolem > shop-teacher 11/30/2016 at 11:30

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I don’t like being put under.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 11:31

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I’d also accept Lima beans.

shop-teacher > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 11:34

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I had never had it done before, and while I didn’t enjoy the way I felt when I first woke up, I was fine before too long. The doctor recommended it because I have, “difficult anatomy.”

CalzoneGolem > The Lurktastic Opponaught 11/30/2016 at 11:41

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Pearl onions?

The Lurktastic Opponaught > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 11:46

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That would be the most contextually correct.

S65 > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 11:49

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how many fingers do you have on your right hand

CalzoneGolem > The Lurktastic Opponaught 11/30/2016 at 11:49

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CalzoneGolem > S65 11/30/2016 at 11:51

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My hand stretches to infinity. I have all the fingers that have or will ever exist.

S65 > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 11:55

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whoa

whoa

whoa

Eel

Cash Rewards > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 12:06

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Thanks, and good luck on the recovery

Stapleface > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 12:14

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That’s a weird experience for sure. The first time I can remember being put under was when I had a colonscopy. I didn’t even realize the procedure was done . I don’t like the no dreams part though. That block of time is just completely missing from your brain.

CalzoneGolem > S65 11/30/2016 at 12:37

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Eels are like water snakes.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 16:40

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Way to take one for the team.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > CalzoneGolem 11/30/2016 at 22:48

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I need to do this as well